What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 15:44

Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.